You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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