Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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