new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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