we're blogging at a bar
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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