Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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