So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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