If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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