ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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