Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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