I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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