i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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