white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Randomize
