why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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