i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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