Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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