its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I cut my penus on the lid.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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