You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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