Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Boobs speak an international language.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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