But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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