Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I believe in your delicious
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I see more hoeing in ur future
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