just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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