dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Green mimosas i think yes
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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