had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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