Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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