Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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