just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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