Having a random hookup so left but love u
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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