don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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