yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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