your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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