i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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