Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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