She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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