i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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