I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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