did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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