dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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