Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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