Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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