morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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