I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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