This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Success! We fucked roommates!
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