i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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