all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the liver wants what the liver wants
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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