i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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