you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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