respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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