You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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