You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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