its not stalking. its research.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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